I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Whose side am I on

I saw Hank today at his office job. They keep him in a room by himself since he's not a human being. I caught him crying over a papercut. He cut his finger on an important document. Afterwards it took all his strength to file the document in its appropriate location. I happened to be passing by his window and I saw it all happen. Then all I wanted to do is give him a big kiss on his ugly plastic cheek.

...maybe I'm not cut out for this job.

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