First Day of School

Kathy had sweaty hands and hair that was hard to control. Everyone forgot her name the second after they heard it. When she got up in front of the class to speak, she choked on the word "excited" so that no one heard the last syllable. When the teacher called on her, she would say "um" for a long time before speaking. At lunch, she would wander up and down looking for her friends. Then she would realize she didn't know any of these people after all. She met a nice girl in her class, but she ruined everything by smiling at her too much. The people that bothered to pay attention to Kathy thought she was either creepy or stupid. At lunch her drink would always spill on her tray while she walked. She liked to wear pink polo shirts with capri pants and white flip-flops from Old Navy. Every subject was her worst. Her mother would throw away her report cards before even opening them. She drove a minivan. Her underwear was always riding up. She had warts.

Now the whole school will remember the day Kathy Perkins got burned by CBG!!!!