I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Real stomachs don't like celery

Dear Cigarette Burn Girl,

Yesterday, I passed a television store that was playing only Lady Gaga music videos. Where were you?

Love,
Halfred


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