I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Cigarette Burn Girl Returns!

After a long recovery from a gasoline accident, I have returned to find a world crankier than I could ever imagine! People are blaming their friends and neighbors for their bad days! I have received over 300 letters from people asking for my help, and I do promise to respond to them in due time. My nemesis, Hank, has been gathering power for three years now, and since I never responded to his dinner invitation, is now even more eager to defeat me. How will I ever be able to fix everything when I'm this sleepy?

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