Dear Cigarette Burn Girl,
Johnny made fun of my bad dandruff today. I think I like him. Please help me.
Yours truly,
Stephanie
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I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!
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- Cigarette Burn Girl
- written by Lindsay Frankel
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