I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

James and Devin

The sun was shining hard. James was looking out his bathroom window while peeing. This was difficult given his broken leg and broken arm, not on the same side. Someone had written "forever you will be" on James's cast. He also had hearts next to the word "never." His mustache and beard were growing out now. His mother would make him pour his own cereal. He would always spill the milk and think about not crying. He was a very strong man. He had a tattoo that said "win" across his chest and several wrestling trophies on his shelf. The kid that put him in the coma in the first place was named Devin. He had a lot of hair on his chest. When he said "hey," people would think it was an insult. Devin liked to stare at his fish tank and think about drowning in the pacific. When he poured his cereal, he ate it dry. Not because of lactose intolerance, but because he hoped it would break his teeth. He hoped for a prize ring to get stuck in his mouth forever. He hoped for girls to spit on him at school. James just wanted to pee without help from one of the volunteers. They both need my help. Cigarette Burn Girl is here!

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