I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!
I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
More About Mr. Flup
It is always awkward running into Mr. Flup at the liquor store. Without Hank, he doesn't pretend like he can beat me. I realized as soon as I saw Mr. Flup that he was wearing a new tie. He must have been uninvited to a party. He coughed at me but it was only because he had a nasal drip. Then he winced because he just recently had a root canal. I know because we go to the same dentist.
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