Cigarette Burn Girl

I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!

Cigarette Burn Girl

I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!

Monday, May 30, 2011

What's next?

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My drive home was filled with visions of Hank and Vandido working together to ruin my life. Could it be possible that Hank was building an a...
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Friday, February 11, 2011

Places

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Dear Cigarette Burn Girl, Are there places in you like a beehive that throb and buzz? I can feel the insects trying to escape me Like a ...
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Author

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I made my way over to Ovarian Mountain in my coughing car with few miles left, headed to the author's house. The roads around the base w...
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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Clues

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Despite my failure to retrieve any information at Hush , I still had one clue left to go on- the address on the driver's license. I park...
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Monday, January 24, 2011

Bar Hopping

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Sick of waking up in the middle of the night wondering if someone was outside my house and needing a beer, I decided to show Victor Vandido...
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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Victor Vandido

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After realizing the cloaked figure selling cologne and gold chains on the corner of Monroe and Elm was the same stranger who left me with th...
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Monroe Blvd

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I was driving my inconspicuous superhero car (i.e. piece of junk) down the frosted Monroe Blvd when I came across a particular looking white...
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