I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!
I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!
Peonies and Checks!
I’ve been unreasonably reupholstering
Everywhere terror in everyday chairs
I fast limp with open scissors screaming
“I am a bad mother”
She limps out of the wastebasket drooling
Throw the avocado down like a victim
Her skin was woven out of me so she cuts it
“Where are you whore mother”
The oven and the iron are both on high
I try to play with my daughter’s hair
But she rips out all of mine
She calls her friends on the phone to tell them
If I do not get the right fabric
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