I'm a superhero who burns people with cigarette butts. I only burn people who are already having a bad day so they can blame me for it, that's why I'm a hero. When I am done burning people I sit down and I cross my legs and I wink, sometimes I eat a cookie. When I stay home the world gets cranky. I have a nemesis. His name is Hank. Read all about me! Cigarette Burn Girl!
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Whose side am I on
I saw Hank today at his office job. They keep him in a room by himself since he's not a human being. I caught him crying over a papercut. He cut his finger on an important document. Afterwards it took all his strength to file the document in its appropriate location. I happened to be passing by his window and I saw it all happen. Then all I wanted to do is give him a big kiss on his ugly plastic cheek.
...maybe I'm not cut out for this job.
...maybe I'm not cut out for this job.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Hank
I met my nemesis today for the first time. Since I am an antihero I wasn't sure I had one, but as it turns out he is much bigger than me and his skin is plastic. His face looks like a happy family that got run over by a drunk driver. When he drools he apologizes, but then he punches you in the neck with his giant paw, which makes an uncomfortable plastic sound like sitting on a new mattress. And it hurts like being called a name. I tried to burn holes in him but it smelled disgusting and the fumes made my belly ache! I was yelling for Mom and reaching for the gun I never had! But I guess I should have known this would happen sooner or later.
I need a sidekick now more than ever! I'm still taking applications!
cigaretteburngirl@gmail.com
I need a sidekick now more than ever! I'm still taking applications!
cigaretteburngirl@gmail.com
Monday, March 26, 2007
Some Poems About Wounds
Wound Explanation #2
The octopus in the park was different.
It was pink as a sucked thumb
And it was no good.
In the park the octopus was inevitable.
It stretched out and gave up.
I tapped its shoulder, I called its name.
I screamed “ugly” and it was still.
I was also no good.
But the octopus in the park was different.
I dropped my book on its back and left it
There forever.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
I Never Thought My Chest... These Things Happen
Another letter.
Dear Cigarette Burn Girl,
Today I lost almost all of my blood. It seemed like that. I looked under my shirt and the blood was waiting, and when it came out i thought it was the end of everything. My belly button had a red bubble on it! I thought someone was playing a trick on me but then the blood would not stop. I came back with the bleach later but i am afraid the bathroom will never look the same. In the ambulance I laughed a lot. But what if it happens again?
Help me forever,
Lindsay
p.s. over and over and over
Dear Cigarette Burn Girl,
Today I lost almost all of my blood. It seemed like that. I looked under my shirt and the blood was waiting, and when it came out i thought it was the end of everything. My belly button had a red bubble on it! I thought someone was playing a trick on me but then the blood would not stop. I came back with the bleach later but i am afraid the bathroom will never look the same. In the ambulance I laughed a lot. But what if it happens again?
Help me forever,
Lindsay
p.s. over and over and over
Friday, March 23, 2007
Prayers
Today I received a letter from a woman named Cecille Carter and it said the following:
Dear Cigarette Burn Girl,
I bruise so easily now, someone tapped me on the shoulder in line today, and it left a purple circle, how was i to explain? Just yesterday my husband dipped a sleeve of his favorite pink sweater in the mud. Our son was caught swallowing helium out of balloons at his sister's wedding! She married the wrong one, he killed a man for the car he drives, though i must admit that riding in it is the only time I am not thinking about drinking a poisonous fluid. The dog has an itch that won't go away. I have been waiting for a cigarette burn to explain it all. Where are you?
Best Wishes,
Cecille
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Dear Cigarette Burn Girl,
I bruise so easily now, someone tapped me on the shoulder in line today, and it left a purple circle, how was i to explain? Just yesterday my husband dipped a sleeve of his favorite pink sweater in the mud. Our son was caught swallowing helium out of balloons at his sister's wedding! She married the wrong one, he killed a man for the car he drives, though i must admit that riding in it is the only time I am not thinking about drinking a poisonous fluid. The dog has an itch that won't go away. I have been waiting for a cigarette burn to explain it all. Where are you?
Best Wishes,
Cecille
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